SAINT ANSELM'S
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Robin William’s Top 10 Reasons To Be An Episcopalian
The comedian Robin William’s once listed these top 10 reasons to be an Episcopalian:
10. No snake handling.
9. You can believe in dinosaurs.
8. Male and female God created them; male and female we ordain them.
7. You don’t have to check your brains at the door.
6. Pew aerobics.
5. Church year is color-coded.
4. Free wine on Sunday.
3. All of the pageantry – none of the guilt.
2. You don’t have to know how to swim to get baptized.
And the Number One reason to be an Episcopalian:
1. No matter what you believe, there’s bound to be at least one other Episcopalian who agrees with you.

Church of Saint Anselm of Canterbury
4 Woodville Road | PO Box 606
​Shoreham NY 11786-0606
Episcopal Diocese of Long Island
​631.744.7730

  • Welcome Home
    • Meet Our New Rector
    • About Saint Anselm's
    • A Prayer By St Anselm of Canterbury
    • What's News?
    • Supporting Saint Anselm's Mission, Now and In Days to Come
    • Top 10 Reasons to an episcopalian
  • Our Parish Calendar
  • Virtual Worship
  • Messy Church!
  • Learning
  • Young Life
  • Photos - Look at us now!
  • Worship & the Sacraments
  • Community
  • Service
  • When a Loved One Dies
  • Getting Married
  • Christianity & the Episcopal Church
  • Parish Profile